And it begins...

Lisa hurt her leg...

and all she got was this lousy card.

Syllabus + tape + significant other = 10 more minutes of studying

At least that's what one of our classmates recently attempted.

Class? Physiology.
Lecture? All.

Also: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/11025.jpg

Class? Doesn't matter.
Lecture? Who cares.